i love u like gandalf loves dramatic pauses and goin on long walks with a shitton of dudes
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you
listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it
• doesnt understand the gaza confict
• kind of an asshole
reblog if you are actually a ghost from the 1800’s that is blogging from beyond the grave
AnonymousYou could buy 5685 copies of the I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle in My Butt Collection by Edward Naughty with $17000 dollars.
you know this seems like the kind of problem you only have maybe once but ok
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.