We in this country have a right to a fair trial by jury
You do not pay for rights
That is how they work
That is their basic function
Oh my god this is horrifying
today at work I saw a dude with a Hebrew tattoo and I asked, “Oh are you Jewish” and he said no
and then I actually read the tattoo and it said “schmuck.”
And I ask him, “Oh…what does that mean?”
And he said, “Jewel.”
WELL HE’S NOT WRONG.
That is a gem of a goy story.
please remember for you a pet is only a part of your life but for the pet you are their whole life
107. Donna Noble Appreciation Week
Day one: the moment you fell in love with Donna
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
attention everyone alexandra duchessofwellington just called oscar wilde “oliver wilde”
this woman majors in history
you’re a bitch. I face struggles. Life is hard. We all struggle with communication.
i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego
"This post by a tumblr rando completely contradicts what I learned in college, so I guess college was lying" is a really interesting direction to go in when faced with that predicament.